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Stickers
"Nuclear Family" stickers are here and ready to order! Stickers measure 8.75" x 5", and are silkscreened on kiss-cut clear vinyl using white and black ink (so they'll show up if put them on something other than a car window).
Lunchboxes
Just in time for Back-to-School! Genuine plastic Thermos-brand lunchboxes (Made in America!), some of the last ever manufactured, available in "Eric Roberts" and "Gran Torino" styles. Perfect for holding your lunch, your art supplies, your Star Wars action figure collection, pretty much anything that can fit in an 8" x 7" x 4" box (image area on the front measures 7" x 5.25").
Please note that these are not intended to be dishwasher-safe, and unfortunately do not include drinking thermoses. Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
iPhone Cases
Protect your crazy phone from the future with an old-fashioned piece of art! Choose your style of case, pick a design from the pull-down menu, and have your case shipped out to you pronto! "Barely There" cases are a thin plastic shell that snaps over your phone (as pictured above); "Tough" cases have an extra layer of rubber padding (seen here).
All cases are manufactured by Case Mate and include a cleaning cloth and disposable clear plastic screen protector. If you're ordering other merchandise from this site, note that your iPhone case will be shipped separately (more on shipping).
iPhone 4 cases work with phones from all carriers AND fit the new iPhone 4S.
Small Prints
These prints are smaller and more affordable, but are still made using archival inks on lightly-textured, acid-free Velvet Fine Art paper (estimated to last 80 years under proper care) and hand-signed. Images have a white border, appropriate for matting and framing.
Shipping will be calculated on checkout, and is based on total amount of your order, and country of destination. Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
Medium Prints
These medium-size prints are made using archival inks on lightly-textured, acid-free Velvet Fine art paper (estimated to last 80 years under proper care) and hand-signed. Images have a white border, appropriate for matting and framing.
Shipping will be calculated on checkout, and is based on total amount of your order, and country of destination. Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
Large Prints
These large-size giclee prints are made using archival inks on lightly-textured, acid-free Velvet Fine Art Paper (estimated to last 80 years under proper care) and hand-signed. Images have a white border, appropriate for matting and framing.
Shipping will be calculated on checkout, and is based on total amount of your order, and country of destination. Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
Monster Prints
New for 2011! Here are some of the most popular paintings, reproduced in actual-size (or larger!). Prints are made on exquisite Museo Portfolio Rag paper using archival inks estimated to last 80 years under proper care (it's recommended prints be matted and framed under UV-resistant glass). Hand-signed and numbered, and delivered in heavy-duty 5"-wide mailing tubes (even more large-scale prints in other formats & designs can be found at TopatoCo.com).
Posters
Perfect for a dorm room, cubicle, or breakfast nook are these glossy, unsigned posters! No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford, The Last Supper and Signifier and Signified measure 22" x 8.5" while Brave Cone Dog is 17" x 11", and Lazy Sunday Afternoon is a robust 24" x 18".
Posters are sent rolled in tubes. Shipping will be calculated on checkout, and is based on total amount of your order, and country of destination. More on shipping; e-mail me with any questions.
Stories
From the "These Are Their Stories" show come prints of some of the raddest, baddest artwork! Each print is hand-signed and numbered by its respective artist! Prints are made on acid-free, lightly-textured Velvet Fine Art paper using archival inks estimated to last 80 years under proper care (it's recommended prints be matted and framed under UV-resistant glass).
Shirts
Awesome professionally-silkscreened cotton t-shirts. All shirts are now printed on classic, super-comfortable American Apparel tees! Additional shirt designs can be found at the TopatoCo.com Brandon Bird store.
Shipping will be calculated at checkout, and is based on total amount of the order, and country of destination (shipping now open to outisde the US!) Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
Mini-Valentines
New for 2011! Mini-Valentines! These slick 2" x 3.5" cards come with cute little envelopes and are perfect for gift tags, handing out to friends, slipping into a loved one's lunch, etc. Printed on the back of each card is a "To:" and "From:" graphic. Each set of cards includes all eight designs shown plus envelopes. Cards ship ASAP using Priority Mail within the US. Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
Valentine Greeting Cards
Many SVU Valentines are also available as folding-style greeting cards! Cards measure 4.25" x 5.5" and have blank interiors for writing your own personalized messages, and come complete with envelopes. Available individually for $2 each (please read descriptions; some designs have sold out and are no longer available). Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
T-mas Greeting Cards
T-mas cards come in three designs: the original "Peace on Earth", "Believe", and new for 2011, "Joy".
"Peace" and "Believe" measure 7" x 5" folded and are printed on glossy card stock, and include gold parchment envelopes. "Joy" is 6" x 4.25" and printed on untreated card stock for a better writing surface, and come with foil-lined envelopes.
Interior of "Peace on Earth" card reads, "Wishing you the very best this holiday season". Interior of "Believe" reads, "Whatever your faith or creed, may the season fill you with brightness and joy". Interior of "Joy" is blank.
T-mas cards are in stock and ready to ship ASAP, so you have time to send them out before the holidays! More on shipping.
TopatoCo Products
Can't find what you're looking for here? TopatoCo.com offers a bunch of other Brandon Bird products! Include huuuuuuuuuuge 44" canvas prints, exclusive T-Shirts, greeting cards, Henry Rollins Whiteboards, and more! And you can combine your order with any of the other products offered by TopatoCo's many artists. Head over to TopatoCo right now! Read more in the FAQ, or e-mail me with any questions.
