From their e-mails, I thought Tender Combo were super-enthusiastic teenagers. But it turns out they're normal adults with jobs, and keys, and apartments, and they sheltered me on my long drive East and fed me oysters. They also wrote this song. I am now doubly-sure they are from Ohio. Click here to download The Brandon Bird Concerto (Movement iii) [Featuring the Theme to "Law & Order" by Mike Post]